I think my favourite ball-busting boots have seen their final custom... What an amazing time we've had together... Now it's time to replace n kindly allow someone to take them away n lick them clean... For a fee 😜... Message in an orderly queue 👑

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I have a bottle of congealed bath water with my ginger body hair festering here ready for shipping 😉👌

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Pot of the full spring collection of royal foot dust and peeling available now 👑

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These are so minging and "well-worn" they are actually even becoming too trashed for wearing them down the allotment. Come take them off my hands (or should I say feet). They are in my listings but as seen as I'm doing a long overdue update on my profile and the listings, some of which are a couple of years old, we can discuss prices, maybe to include photos of them being worn recently in the muddy potatoe patch etc... Let's talk! 👑

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Pot of the Royal Spring Collection of foot dust now available! 👑

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The Royal spring collection of foot dust now available 👑

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Pussy pop anyone?

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I really need some new socks 😕... Someone must want these tho?

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Unbelievable amount of foot dust collected after a winter of waking miles every day in very muddy boots... Another foot to go still... Any one fancy it?

You know what day it is.... 😆

I've been a bit absent from the site recently... But I've found the perfect thing to help me keep up with the ones I'm going walk over... Or who's gojng to jizz all over my delicious knickers.... You know you want it 😎🖕

When ya mind is telling you to go for a long awaited mccyds brecky instead of the gym this morning.... You decide no... But the papers showing you this.... N your horoscopes telling you "the pursuit for perfection is nice, but the wisdom to know what truely matters makes your efforts worthwhile".... Hmmmm 🤔

So this is the quickest I've been off the mark... EVER... the wraps are a nod to you @LeornaDeFuego... I missed out on that iconic pose of yours n had them at the ready... So here's #PosingPretty41.. Bossing it 😉🖕💞

Just used this for the first time this year n the smell of it made me jizz a little... Come on summer... Let's have ya!

Just had some fella in the second-hand shop trip me he liked my boots... As you can see... I scraped the thick of the mood off after gardening the other day, bit they're still pitted... Now... I'm wondering if it's someone off here 😉... Go ahead and approach n reveal yaself if it was...

Let me scrub your bonnet for you Sir? @STRyker_Alpha_8 #atwcarwashcuties... Last minute as always...

Muddy boots need cleaning 👅

A late entry to #PosingPretty38.... Thanks @AriaArch & @LeornaDeFuego for the competition... Give it some 💖plz💋