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FiveStarGeneral

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Hey Gold_Honey 😏

"History is written by the victor. History is filled with liars. If he lives, and we die, his truth becomes written - and ours is lost. Shepherd will be a hero, 'cause all you need to change the world is one good lie and a river of bl00d." - Captain Price

About FiveStarGeneral

28 Followers  -  3 Following  -  5 Badges


Gender: Male

Age: 25-30

Joined: 1 week ago

Profile Visits: 1569


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FiveStarGeneral CA

What's your favorite Pokémon? Mine's Metagross. 😏 (which is kinda ironic considering where I'm posting this)

FiveStarGeneral CA

My favorite metal is gold, and my favorite food is honey.

That's all. 😏

FiveStarGeneral CA

3 minutes! Go spam @gold_honey's drain!!! No comment limits!!!

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I AM REMOVING THE COMMENT LIMIT FOR THE FINAL 6 MINUTES OF @Gold_Honey's PRAISE DRAIN!

GO SPAMMMMMM 😍❤️

FiveStarGeneral CA

15 minutes left in @gold_honey's praise drain 😄🙌

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Go support @gold_honey's praise drain!

30 minutes left, AND you can win 50kc. ❤️

FiveStarGeneral CA

If you've supported @gold_honey's praise drain already, THANK YOU! I've decided to remove the $50 cap, AND I'm raising the comment limit from 1 to 2. So why not go double dip? 😤

There's only one hour left. You have a chance to win 50kc by simply giving her a much deserved compliment (OR TWO!).

She's away from her phone for a while, let's surprise her with some love for when she comes back. 😍

Y'all are amazing, thank you. ❤️

FiveStarGeneral CA

SELLERS SUPPORT SELLERS?

Now's your chance to prove it, go support @gold_honey's praise drain. It's halfway done, only 90 minutes left! ❤️

Two people will be picked to also win 50kc each!

FiveStarGeneral CA

Almost an hour down on @gold_honey's praise drain! Two hours to go. Go show her some love, and potentially win 50kc. 👀

FiveStarGeneral CA

Go show @Gold_Honey some love, doing a PRAISE drain for her rn. She's amazing. ❤️

Plus you can win 50kc 👀

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PRAISE DRAIN ACTIVE BABYYYYY GO CHECK OUT @Gold_Honey for a chance to win 50kc. 😎🥵

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Praise drain starting in 22 minutes GET READY. 😎

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Keep an eye out later, I'm gonna be doing a PRAISE DRAIN with a very cool seller. 😎

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My new goal in life is to become a pussy flake farmer. If you need me I'll be out in the fields. 🚜

FiveStarGeneral CA

Looking for someone to watch me cum for cheap.

Budget is a half eaten crayon and a dead lizard.

FiveStarGeneral CA

Story time:

I once met this girl on an app/game called Idle Heroes. Anyway, didn't realize she was a girl till we started talking on disc0rd.

We set up a guild (basically a team) for other people to join but her and I were like the "leaders". Anyway I'm just befriending her because I think it's cool that a woman is playing this stupid game, then suddenly before bed she hits me with a "can I pretend my stuffy is you tonight? 🥺".

I'm like WHAT THE FUCK!? uhhhhh sure??? I guess? Mind you, this motherfucker supposedly had a boyfriend but she was being mistreated and didn't really like him.

So any fast forward to the next day and following days and this person is legit flirting with me ALL day. I flirt back because I'm bored, and we end up SEXTING. We both finish, and I'm just thinking to myself what the fuck is happening?

We don't talk anymore, but one thing remains uncertain.

Was she actually a girl, or some horny ass 60 y/o dude pretending to be a girl.

Idk guys, I think I literally came while texting a fat white old man.

FiveStarGeneral CA

If a girl spat in your face you'd sue them.

If a girl spat in my face I'd marry them.

We are not the same. 😤

FiveStarGeneral CA

I made a post joking about sellers getting me a coffee and a kind buyer sent me 5 kinkcoins.

It's not much, but it's honest work. 🤣

FiveStarGeneral CA

Anyway, women are fucking awesome.

That's my Ted talk.

FiveStarGeneral CA

Idk if other buyers feel this way, but it's a huge turn off when sellers immediately default to sexual messages or advertise their latest promos as their FIRST message to me. Like we just met, not all of us are constantly horny. 🤣

Like fuck, tell me what your favorite Zelda game is first or something, get to know each other a little. We're both human beings after all.

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