Tbf, I’m 50/50 on this too, although Audrey tips the balance with the cherry stalk 🥵

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Thank you everyone for answering correctly 😈

#SexIsArt babyyy 👠

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Loser dipped before leaving me a review. Just proving why he’s pathetic. Will have to leave it here instead. 🖤

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Yep and yep 👍 Preach @PetitePrincess2 🙌

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Thanks for choosing MissKittyCreme. Cum again 😘

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I make dreams come true and accounts obsolete 😈

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💡Get hooked on Kitty in 3 easy steps:💡 1. Check my free voice sample in my bio or inbox me to have it sent direct. 2. Melt 3. Book me for a high quality custom audio just for you. Let’s get this show on the road 🛣️

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I want lock you up then forget you exist 😈

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I’m going to keep posting my grumpy face until you book me 😏

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Sorry guys, dicks are fun and all, but women are the best. These just turned up out of the blue from my bestie and love of my life 😭😭🥹 She always knows how to cheer me up and when I need it x

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#SEXISART – Kittywood Edition 🎟🖤✨ Thanks so much for this competition 🖤⛓️⛓️‍💥 @Enforcer & @Droux - it couldn’t have come at a better time. 😍 My toe dip into the world of sex work is recent and pretty low key, but my reverence for its history, artistry, and radical politics, has been with me for a long time. I think of old Times Square and London’s Soho a generation or two ago: neon signs luring people into peep shows and theatres, underground bars you only knew if you knew. Not always safe, often sleazy, but alive with creativity, counterculture, and grassroots movements that would change the world. I also think of the trailblazers: Black queer ballroom culture in New York. The spark of the Stonewall riots. Drag Queens, Kings and gender-queer showgirls. The peep shows, the smoke-filled backrooms where bodies and ideas intertwined. I think of Soho and NYC in the 60s, 70s, and 80s - decades where music, visual art, and activism collided, in the sexiest ways. Basquiat. Warhol. Bowie. Talking Heads. Hendrix. Lou Reed. Crossing paths in clubs, lofts, underground theatres. It’s taken time to relax into myself here. Like most things I do, I signed up on a whim. At first, I had no grand plan, just a willingness to shake my thang. I’ve been into kink forever though and try to be inclusive and anti-r@cist in what I do (love cuckolding, h@te racial fetishisation), but I also wanted to evoke something of a past era in my work. Over the past few days, it hit me that I’d like a little visual nod to this and bring it into my offerings. So Kittywood is to be my little virtual hub of creativity where every quirky, kinky little misfit is welcome. It’s as sexy as AI neon can muster, but in spirit, it’s an homage to places where art, pleasure, and inclusivity meet. Sex and art have always met in the margins. They’ve been st0len from, sanitised, sidelined, and suppressed - yet they’ve shaped the culture we live in. So if it’s open to interpretation, #SEXISART for me means honouring those spaces and those people - and keeping that spirit alive. I’m not going to pretend my little Kittywood visuals and offerings are anything but a clumsy nod to that great legacy. But I’d love to build an inclusive space where every kink, every quirk, and every body has a place. A place to play, to watch, to perform - but also to belong. I’ll also still be shaking my thang. Who’s gonna join me? 🖤 Sex is art. It shapes everything. And the show MUST go on. 🥳💋

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I won’t be posting titty pics today. If you want the girls on #tittytuesday, you’d better make them your own 😏😘 https://www.allthingsworn.co/listing/make-them-yours-body-writing

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I’m in the process of rebuilding my shop. Some of these may go to make way for renovations. If you’ve bookmarked any of these, send me proof and I’ll give you 20% off today 😘

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Can we call this Mailing Monday? Loooove posting out goodies 🥰

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🎶 Bill collectors at my door What can you do for me? Hey! No romance without finance No romance without finance Boy, nothin' in life is free That's why I'm askin' you, "What can you do for me?" I've got responsibilities So I'm lookin' for a man who's got some money in his hands 'Cause nothin' from nothin' leaves nothin' You got to have somethin' if you wanna be with me Oh, life is too serious, love's too mysterious A fly girl like me needs security 'Cause ain't nothin' goin' on but the rent You got to have a J-O-B if you wanna be with me Ain't nothin' goin' on but the rent You got to have a J-O-B if you wanna be with me No romance without finance I said no romance without finance Boy, your silky ways are sweet But we're only wastin' time if your pockets are empty I've got lot of love to give But I will have to avoid you if you're unemployed 'Cause nothin' from nothin' leaves nothin' You got to have somethin' if you wanna be with me 'Cause life is too serious, love's too mysterious A fly girl like me needs security 'Cause ain't nothin' goin' on but the rent You got to have a J-O-B if you wanna be with me Ain't nothin' goin' on but the rent You got to have a J-O-B if you wanna be with me No romance without finance I said no romance without finance No romance without finance I said no romance without finance (without finance) Oh, you look good to me Your silky words are sweet But your pockets sure look empty Ooh Nothin' from nothin' leaves nothin' You got to have somethin' if you wanna be with me Oh, life is too serious, love's too mysterious A fly girl like me needs security I say life is too serious, love's too mysterious A fly girl like me needs security 'Cause ain't nothin' goin' on but the rent You got to have a J-O-B if you wanna be with me Ain't nothin' goin' on but the rent You got to have a J-O-B if you wanna be with me 🎶🙌💛

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What are these? Wrong answers only 😜

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I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way x

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They liked it, so they put a ring on it. 🥹💍 #HolyFuckingClitoris #blessed #soblessed #BRBPlanningAWedding #BridezillaToBe #ShouldaGotAManicure #AllThingsWedding What’s the collective noun for wives? @PureJoy @StellasSultryStash 😘

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